Tag Archives: The Ashes

England’s Signs of Growth

In fertile land, a seed will sprout, germinate and grow into a fully-fledged, strong and mature offering until it is ready to come to fruition and harvest. With the right mix of nutrients, water and sunlight, the plant will burgeon from its small, humble beginnings as that meagre seed and transform into mighty vegetation. England’s …

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15 Alternative Reasons England Lost The Ashes

Economy. The Ashes video game was taken off the shelves because of it was atrocious. But, cleverly, England have a plan to save to UK economy. By playing cricket so badly the game becomes unbelievably realistic and an almost certain best-seller. Sales will rocket so much so, that the whole economy will be supported. New …

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England’s New Year Resolutions

A sense of inevitability has lingered in the air ever since England went Two-Nil down in this Ashes series. Inevitability that a confidence-draining drubbing had become more than just a probability. The whitewash that had earlier poked his head into the England dressing room to exchange pleasantries, was now in full sight, introducing himself to …

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Selection Dilemma For England

Bondi or Bronte? Fosters or VB? Barbecued food or… some other barbecued food? Just some of the many questions England will be asking themselves in the lead up to the First Ashes Test in Brisbane at the end of November. But of course the real difficult choices lie in selecting a match-winning eleven to start …

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Damp End to English Summer

So that’s it. The English International cricket season has finished. We have sat through five months of rollercoaster cricket, twitter-exploding controversies and selection decisions that reflected Kim Kardashian in a nightclub. But after a pleasing start, with the competitive New Zealand Tour and Champions Trophy, and an even more filling middle in which the eagerly …

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Anderson King of The Swinging Ball, England’s VIP

He’s the King of the swinging ball, England’s VIP; he’s reached the top and just can’t stop and that’s what bothering teams. Be it conventional or reverse swing, Jimmy Anderson has the skill and control to trouble any batsman in world cricket with devilishly late swing and imperious line and length. His country’s leader of …

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Plastic Fans Not Recyclable

Take a look around you. It’s all around us. See your laptop or computer monitors, or your smart phone casings. Behold the little box or bag your neatly cut prawn sandwiches are contained in. Plastic is everywhere; one of the most useful and widely-used substances across our planet. And it seems synthetic, man-made and unnatural …

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Why England WILL Win The Ashes.

It is expected. But unfortunately for the neutrals, there is only one way the upcoming Ashes series is heading. Quite simply, with the exception of the exceptional Michael Clarke, there is not a great deal in the Australian line-up for England to worry about. Yes, it will be hard fought and there will be some …

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